Bruce walked up to my desk.

“Luscious is ready to upload,” he said. “But you’re gonna have to age gate it.”

“Why?”

“Gay sex.” Bruce walked away.

I watched this video, increasingly convinced that Bruce was lying about the sex. 5 minutes in: no sex. 8 minutes in: no sex. “Where’s the sex?” I asked myself again and again.

Just stick with it kids. You’ll find that the sex was inside of you all along.

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  1. Watch out for that Autoplay, last time I watched this episode I ended up on some video where two dudes started making out until I realized something wasn't right. I'm not saying I'm against two dudes making out but I am against Youtube Autoplay cockblocking me from watching more Funhaus.

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